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| A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee." | | |
| TAURUS: The Freak in bed Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost And I didn't repost but figured since I've already had all the bad luck I need, what's a little more? Hmm, I wonder how many of these are true... | | |
| So I think just a different perspective is needed. I have been looking at the glass as half empty and having this lame ass woe is me attitude the last couple of days. But after a much needed 3 day weekend where I pretty much didn't do anything but sleep, I feel much much better. Life is all about staying positive in the face of adversity and this may be some of my adversity. It's all good and will get better, I know it... Now if only my ankle would heal up so I could go play some basketball and melt off some of this damn fat! | | |
| I thought it was just professional burn out, but I think it's just an overall burn out on life. I know things don't always go the way you plan, but it seems like this year, NOTHING has gone as I had hoped. I just need a break from everything... | | |
| What the?? I just got a bombshell dropped on me.. My ex, who I think is super hot, said to me that she was probably going to get married later this year. So naturally, although a little jealous, I wanted to wish her well. And she says, well, I don't even really love him. But I feel like it's time to get married and he's the one I'm dating now... WTF??? Seriously, I think it's true, ALL WOMEN ARE NUTS. That's it - I'm gonna be single for the rest of my life.... | | |
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